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MENU
THE CAUCASITY
White people approved, adored by all
Chicken salad, microgreens, on a croissant
NEW CHICKEN DISH
It's gonna be good
MC HOT DOG
Wagyu dog smothered with mapo chili and topped with cheddar cheese sauce and fried onions
FATHER FIGURE
5 oz burger patty topped with roast beef, American cheese, pickles, and mayo
PROSPERITY BURGER
Two patties topped with American cheese, caramelized onions, pickles, and mayo
BEEF PHO REAL
Griddled roast beef, melty cheese, Vietnamese chimichurri, cup of pho to dip
SIDES
MAGIC FRIES
Crispy fries tossed in our magical seasoning
MAGIC TOTS
They magically disappear when you eat them
ABOUT
MEET CHRISTOPHER
Christopher Huang is an award-winning and Michelin-tired chef that is consistently the best looking man in his home bathroom mirror. As a 3,084 year old man, he was responsible for many great inventions such as evolution, interracial relationships, and the two-wheeled unicycle.
MEET DAVID
Chef David Ramos is the most awesome person that you will ever meet. Regardless of whomever you will ever meet. Many forest animals regularly migrate to pay homage to his greatness, and he even lives vicariously through himself.
When Christopher and David started Narwhal Jousting Club, they discovered that eating great sandwiches caused their skills and magic abilities to improve. This led to the decision to start a new restaurant to augment their powers, and they now want to share those same special sandwiches with the world, so that everyone may become Narwhal Jousting Masters.
"Sandwiches that hit taste buds like a Plinko chip headed towards jackpot."
Joe C.
CONTACT
4901 Rose St.
Houston, TX 77007
HOURS
Monday - Closed
Tuesday - 8 AM - 8 PM
Wednesday - 8 AM - 8 PM
Thursday - 8 AM - 8 PM
Friday - 8 AM - 8 PM
Saturday - 8 AM - 8 PM
Sunday - Closed